Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Yo.

I am so goddamn bored. I'm so bored I actually tidied my room. THAT is how bored I am.

I'm going to nick mum's car in a bit to practice "driving".

Tell you what though, all this spending has left me with a bank balance that's too painful to look at; I paid £110 in advance for 8 lessons [5 for £10, the rest for £20] and I bought textbooks and revision guides totalling £32, lord knows how many bus and train tickets a watch, new earphones, enough food to feed the whole of Africa, my provisional liscence, a bunch of other crap... jesus, just thinking about it makes me feel queasy. I need a job. Therefore I'm going to look on several websites and apply to EVERY job available.

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xXx

OMG

It's september?! WTFFFFFFFFFFFF I don't remember August even happening lmao xD

I dropped Physics ;_; NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

But I got fabberlous AS levels :D AAAAAC :D Don't even ask about the C, I don't even remember taking that exam. How bloody embarrassing tho, on alllllll my modules I got A's. A big list of A's then a stupid C tarnishing my list of straight A's to date ;_; except that B in French last year but to be fair, one must consider the class I was in. Yeuuurrrgh. Lol. Oh, and if you're wondering, the C was in Critical Thinking. Its so crap that Universities don't even consider it lol. Fabberous :D

Imma go do some chemistry now ;_;

Night bubbas xXx

:O

I love Motown. Quite seriously. Its like, life... but in musical form :O

Tis all.

Time waits for no-one :O

It has been a while.

MONTHS in fact, dayum.

So what's happened?

Shit. No joke. I'm not even going to discuss it, talking about it makes me feel ill. What sort of ill? haven't-eaten-in-ages-and-everything-hurts sort of ill. Yep, that bad.

ANyhoo, I'm moving house again. Which means:

• No more keeping the music down because it's a detatched house and the neighbours are all old so they're prolly too deaf to hear it anyway
• I might get wireless internet back!!!!!!!
• Packing.. again o_o

My dilemma is, where do I pack one vinyl record? Just one? Alski already suggested a record case but am I really going to spend a fortune on a record case for just ONE record? No way josé, not on your nelly. I'm poor as it is.

Which reminds me. Why will no-one give me a job?!?!?! GAH!

What a waste of a blog post, I'm going to see if there are any vacancies att he Apple shop now ._.

LOVETH xXx

The bloody greed of some people makes me want to PUKE.

Paypal is absolute shite.

How the hell can they say that you can put up a charity button but every donation is redued by 1.4% + 20p?! THAT IS CHARITABLE MONEY, NOT FRICKING PAYPAL MONEY. GAY!

Does anyone know how to make a donations button that doesn't steal the war victims' money?

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BRING IT, BITCHES

My week wasn't too good. It should've been, two things happened that at any other time would've made me the happiest person in the world.

On Thursday I got my January exam results back, which I won't put on here, but I was WELL PLEASED [as God says about Jesus several times in the bible :P] and I was in Sfaaaampton yesterday. Manpreets birthday party, my God they haven't changed one little bit! I haven't seen them for ages but I felt like I'd never left in the first place. I love people who're like them. Everyone in Southampton was so nice, they were so open and accepting of people, I remember when Charlie and Sharon and Arabella first came, not one of them were anything like any of our group but EVERYONE was always so nice to them. You would've thought that at an all-girls' school everyone would be a bitch but there wasn't really any of that. I wonder sometimes what it'd be like if I'd never left St Annes. But then, all I remember is the good times, until I really think about it...

One person I'll never forget is Mrs Regan. She was a MAN. I bullied her so much lol, it was the most GD fun you could have without actually being happy xD And Mrs Ganter. She was a frickin cuntmuncher, even my mum hated her. I've changed so much since then though, I'm actually *nice* to teachers now xD The people round here think I'm a bit of a geek. If only they knew, lol.

OH MY GOD. Remember Mr Norman? DAMN xD Armorel and I used to go to Creative writing just to perve on him xD Well, she did. But it was worth it, he thought we were frickin escapees from a mental asylum xD And there was the essay which ended something like 'Now that I've bored you to death, I'll just curl up and die', he was practically in tears until I said that loooooooool.

Imma write a big long list of all the good times somewhen.

You know what the worst thing about putting a conclusion to a load of random-ass short stories is? You suddenly remember what it was that was bothering you in the first place.

I just don't understand it, I really don't. I don't even remember when everything changed, I can't pinpoint it like some people can either.

I love this painting. Its sorta scary, but realistically scary. All you gotta do is remove those people behind the screaming dude and it'd make total sense to me. Iuno.

I'm going to wax my eyebrows now, I'm starting to look like Charlie from Busted.

Keep the Faith xXx

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDEEEE

I officially have no more readers now that Farzy has bailed out on me D: Well I might actually, I know there's two lurkers who read this. HA I KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND I KNOW YOUR IP ADDRESS AND I KNOW YOU EXIST THOUGH I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE... that defeats the point... ohhh D:

I'm cold. I'm also watching Kung Fu Panda. Gotta love it :D I actually can't be arsed to write any more. Weeeeeeelll I'll tell you my plan for the next few days:

1. go to college
2. get a frickin haircut
3. chill
4. do some work
5. buy a helicopter
6. save the world
7. be on TV
8. record a song with Michael Jackson
9. polish a bald guy's head

All of them are true. Especially numbers 5-9.

Ok I have things to do now. BUH-BYE. xXx

Wheeeeeeeeeennnnnn I had yooo-oooooh...

I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE Who's Lovin' You By the Jackson 5. LOVE.

Boy oh boy, it has been a while xD So what's been going on since November 28th?

• Exams happened
• Lost a vital organ
• Twice
• Was on the radio
• Twice
• Made a cake with demerara sugar [never use demerara sugar in a cake, it tastes awful]
• Decided to give up coffee [I've been clean for 6 days!]
• Decided to stop being lazy, which leads on to...

I'm joining karate o_o I know, WTF. Like, for real xD My dad got this idea into his head that I, being a girl, am not smart enough to defend myself if I ever got attacked [which is bullish by the way] so we [we being bruv, dad and myself] are joining it. Woo. I don't mind it really, I just want those crazy sticks-on-a-chain... numchucks I think they're called? Whatever.

Africaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa wooh! One step closer baby, one step closer :D

Doing a sponsored walk at some point to raise money for victims of war. Aren't I nice. Once again, it's bruv, dad, myself and possibly POSSIBLY two other people, preferably male, will be doing it [before you call me a man-eater, I'm saying preferably male because I've never met another woman with enough stamina to walk 20 miles].

Right-o, I'm going eBaying =D LOVE xXx