Why does Monday come before Tuesday?

I had a weird dream last night. I was on a film set for a new movie, and two of the actors were in a wedding dress; one was a white lady with long hair and the other was a black lady with short hair. The white lady was the villain and the black lady was the heroine, but I thought it should be the other way around because I thought there were too many white villains and no black villains O_o what a racist dream o_o

I currently hate my brother. I don't know wtf his problem is, he does not know how to behave. For example, yesterday my dad gave him two pounds and said that he could have one and the other was for me and that we could go to the shop and spend it. Today he came into my room and said dad had given him two pounds to go buy some cereal. Obviously a lie, because my dad has refused to buy more cereal for ages [cos theres so many half-eaten boxes of it that no-one will eat] so why let Ali choose one? And he [Ali] is so stupid to think that I'd believe that dad would give him spending money and not to me O_o thats not really the point though, the fact that he's so dishonest and that he's been pissing me the hell off for weeks - no, months, is the point. I told him that he has a choice: either write me a big long apology for being the little shit that he is, or never hear the sound of my voice again. Extreme? Yes. Harsh? No.

The eBay dude didn't say yes to swapping a CD from one auction to another one. I've bidded on 2 out of 5 lots, I only have one of the ones I bidded for but if I win them both I'll sell one of them or something. Does anyone have any MJ stuff they want to chuck or sell? Cos I'll buy it, take it off your hands, whatever you want :P

*yawn*

I'm off now anyway, buh-bye! =D xXx

Awwww ain't she just the cutest?

Awwwwww :D She's just the cutest damn thing in the whole entire world :D Look at her in her little dress *drools and burbles retardedly* We went out yesterday [we being me, mum, dad, bruv and Yasmine] and she was just so awwwwwwwww :D We also found a house in Solihull which is good I suppose but its quite far from the college so not too good. My dad is quite doubtful because the landlord doesn't seem that reliable; he didn't even turn up to the viewing so... meh. But still it's a really nice house, even if it's absolutley facking TINY compared to this one [the garden is shameful] but it is very nice, and it has a hella cool bathroom with one of those side-ways bathtubs [I'm not talking about a shower, just so you know].

I've just found a really awesome seller on eBay; he/she is selling loads of MJ singles in bundles of four for a pretty low price :D The only thing is that I have some of the singles in the bundles which is quite sucky but I emailed him/her to ask if he/she would be willing to swap the singles and if he/she says yes then I'm going to be a very happy bunny :D

I really really really really really really really want a sewing machine. I borrowed this sewing book from the library in town and there's a really pretty little dress in it that I want to make and it's soooo cute :D All I need is some fabric, some elasticated thread and a sewing machine.

I also really want one of these:

Ain't it purty? :D Yeah well I'mma get one of these ^_^ Next time I'm in town ^_^ I remember at my old school there was this chinese girl who had a pack of these.. she got on my nerves so much, perfect whats-her-face with her high marks in everything an her... ugh she had this annoying way of raising her hand; she'd raise it a little with this sickening smile on her face o_o And people didn't pick on her because they didn't know what to say to her; she spent all her time studying, I swear O.o Mind you, she can't've had much of a life 'cos she had like 2 friends who she swapped stationary and notes with, and it must be all she ever got up to. Anyway...

Imma check my email now, laters my dear reader ^_^ xXx

Yeah, baby, we're in the most awesome picture on the whole CD :D

Its Tooooooorrrrture!!!

I have a cut on my finger.

It all started yesterday, around 7:30pm when I was on my way to having a shower. I'd just locked the door when I realised I'd forgotten my towel, so I unlocked the door again. Suddenly, I felt a stabbing pain in my index finger, and blood was gushing everywhere, it was like a fountain of blood. I decided to ignore it and get my towel and just get on with it. Its really hurty, someone fix it for me :(

I got some new straighteners on Monday, they're Remington Wet2Straight ones and theyre actually pretty good :D My hair is currently "poker-straight" and doesn't look THAT awful now :D I know, I complained a lot but its not that bad - for one thing, it's short so I can dry it sooooooooooo quick and I don't use hardly any shampoo, whereas before I'd use like a fifth of a bottle. So its saving money on shampoo xD

I really want to download more Michael Jackson unreleased music, I already have... lemme see... 14 unreleased songs [and a lot of stuff featuring him] but I want more, more, MORE!!! Ahem o_o

Who remembers the song 'I Want Candy'? Off the Simpsons? Man, I love the Simpsons :D

Anyway I'm off to search for unreleased music :D xXx

Pointless Pondering about the Meaning of a Word in a Song

"We spent the night in Frisco,
In every kind of disco"

Does anyone know what 'Frisco' is? I'm guessing San Francisco but then again you don't just spend a night in San Franciso, you'd go to a hotel or something o_o

Yeah, pointless pondering.

My hair is bothering me, I wanted it chin length not cheekbone length ¬_¬ If it looks bad after I've washed it I swear to God I'm buying a wig. Or wearing a hat. Permanently. Until it grows back at least.

I'm off to play Monopoly against a computer called 'Thimble'. I'm 'Top Hat', in case you were wondering :P

Guten Tag!

Neda xXx

The Middle of July is Surprisingly Cold o_o

Yo yo yo :D

It's freezing o_o Seriously, it's probably like 2 degrees outside, I'm actually wearing about 4 t-shirts and a jumper and I'm still cold.

So anyway, what have I been up to...?

On Tuesday I was at St Annes, just helping out as I was before but I only stayed for the morning. Then I had to go to Abi's to give her her birthday card [very very late, I must say D:] but she wasn't there so I went to school to hand in my thank you letter and my project. Then I went to Lucy's house to hang [not literally], then we went to town and hung some more before meeting Alice and the Guides for my last ever Guides in Stafford!!!!! ;_; I also borrowed six library books, three of which were the biggest, heaviest damn things in the world.

On Wednesday Lucy and I went to Solihull to see what it's like [well, I already knew but when I went I was so fed up that I practically closed my eyes all through our visit xD] and it's actually really nice - it's like a slightly smaller version of Bullring, except it's got a more vintage look to it, and there are no yobs, low-lifes or hooligans. We didn't get time to look everywhere and we were tired and fed up so we took the train back to Birmingham, and I applied for a job at The Entertainer!!! [more about that later] then we went home.

Thursday wasn't that interesting, it was the second-to-last day of the school year and I spent it at St Annes.

Friday was better, it was the last day and the kids just played a lot - although it was nowhere near as sad as I remember it being when it was the end of year for us at primary school; it was just sort of... 'Bye, see ya round,' O_o Where's the affection?! I got a present from one of the little kids as well, which was the cutest [and most unexpected] thing ever! I got a box of Mingles and a wax crucifix lol. I still don't know what I should do with the crucifix - it's not as though I'm reluctant to put it up or anything, after all, it's Jesus. But I'm not even Christian so it feels a bit... well, you know what I mean lol. And I wouldn't bin it or sell it because what sort of person would I be if I did that?! So yeah, if anyone wants a crucifix, you know where to go! Anyway. After school Emma and I went to the cinema to see Kung Fu Panda :D It was a really good movie, it honestly was! I totally reccommend it. It's really funny [if you happened to be there and you heard laughter every 2 seconds, it was me. Sorry, now that I think about it, I should've bit my tongue cos it must've been really annoying o_o] and it has awww bits in it, plus it's awfully cute with all the ickle Kung Fu animals, and it has relatively okay action in it. Bearing in mind it's a disney movie with a panda who does kung fu in it o_o But yeah, it's really good :D

And today I had my hair cut [finally]. It's nothing like what I wanted it to be like really, it's short which is what I wanted, but there are like, no layers and it's quite poofy and is probably going to look utterly awful when I wash it but heck, that's what hats are for. Oh, and it has a sh-something thingy at the back. I've never had a haircut I'm not 100% happy with - the only good thing is that it'll take 2 seconds to wash it and 2 seconds to dry, plus it's short enough to curl into something that will look like an afro xD I have a proper fringe now too, it's been years since I've had one lol.

So anyway, the Entertainer. I really hope they give me the job there, I would LOVE to work in a toy shop! Especially the Entertainer because I've been buying things from there since I was tiny and it's always been my favourite shop :D Plus the one in Bullring has a slide thingy which I'm totally going to play in before anyone else gets there *shifty eyes*

On Monday I'm going to Solihull again with my mum and Ali for a college interview [a different one, thankfully. The last one gave me such a bad impression; academically impossible to do five A-levels my arse! Not to mention half the people there were wearing next to nothing, half of the other half looked like they hadn't washed in a month, and the rest wouldn't shut their mouths, my mum and I were just sat there gaping at the utter opposite of civilisation O_o And lord knows where they came from because they certainly weren't from Solihull o_o] and then Ali and I are going to hang in Bullring. Which is a potential disaster cos trying to put Ali and shops together is like the same poles of a magnet trying to be forced together. Not to mention that my hair is probably going to be a disaster by then o_o

Ali is seriously pissing me off right now, the way he talks to Yasmine is THE most IRRITATING thing in the history of the world. And the way he tries to play with her, it's so obvious she doesn't like being squished by him, he seems to think that her trying to beat him off is her way of saying 'Yes, I like to be squished.' ¬_¬

And I'm currently being told what God should and shouldn't have done when Jesus died. And that it 'probably isn't even a true story' frickin' hell, some people, namely my brother, are such little brats.

I'm listening to Oops! I Did It Again xD Stupid Britney lol. Anyway, Oops, I did it again, I wrote a load of garbage, got lost in the keyboard, oops you think that I have mental problems, I'm not that insane, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Ooh, now it's Michael. Enough is enough of this garbage. Couldn't agree more, later dear reader.

Neda xXx

The first, and most incredibly BORING, blog ever.

Hi y'all :D Uhhhhh okay first of all, I really do not know why I'm making this blog. I just sorta felt like it yesterday at like 3am so... yeah :)

Don'tcha just love Justin Timberlake? *bursts into song* You don't have to say, whatchoo did, I already know, I found out from hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim :O Aww :D

Anyway, I've decided that I don't want to have any personal contact with people I've met over the internet any more. That means no msn. I just don't see the point; I'm just glued to my computer all the time and it's like, why do I not have a life? I always joke about it, and I'm always the first to say 'Dontcha love life? I don't have one to love, I lost it on the interet' O_o Seriously, what happened to me? No wonder I'm so bad around people xD So yeah, this is a "private" blog now, if I haven't emailed you to tell you it exists, you ain't welcome brotha. Deadly serious. And I really couldn't care less who gets offended any more, whatchoo gonna do about it? Nothing. I'm going to grow myself a backbone :) Imma be one of those no-nonsense people... easier said than done I guess, but saying it is the first step :D

I really want to have a party. The prom was so fun, but ridiculously expencive. And I don't really want to go to a club, loads of people have told me that it's hella weird having people you don't know wiping their sweaty armpits in your face. I'd rather have someone that I do know's sweaty armpit in my face. Well, actually I don't want anyone's sweaty armpit in my face but I'd rather it was someone I did know rather than someone I... ah forget it ¬_¬

So anyway, I was thinking, my living room is huge and it has a wooden floor, I'll push the sofas into the other room and roll the rug away and turn the music right up. And put one of these on:

Thoughts? I mean, maybe its kinda over the top but seriously, how cool are they?! And you can't exactly have a party with the lights on full blast or off completely, or one dim light on [thats just a leeeeeeeeeeeeeeettle too cosy for me o_o] Anyway, if you can comment on this thing then you do that, if not - you know my email :)

But yeah, who's up for a party? I'm talking loud music, lots of people, junk food... only one rule: no booze. Soz. You know what I'm like :P Whatever, it'll be fun :D

And theres my birthday soon wooooooooooooooooooohhh!!!! :D What should I do for my birthday? I'm thinking sunshine, waterfights, lots of people barbequeue type thing? In the garden obviously... in fact, it'll have to be in the garden, I seriously doubt we'll ever be able to afford a garden like this one again, may as well make good use of it =D

Maybe it wasn't that boring then... well it was, it just wasn't three lines of 'Yo,' 'erm,' and 'sup,' xD

Thanks for reading Oh Incredibly Bored Reader!

Love yoo!

Neda xXx

P.S. Ali got a computer version of Monopoly and by golly am I addicted to it o_o Seriously, it's fantastic. If anyone else feels like playing against me, let me know cos I'll beat you so bad that you'll be crying to your momma :P Just kidding :O Or am I...?