It'd be all the vaccuum. Because it would mean that I owned all vaccuum cleaners, therefore all the dirt in the vaccuum cleaners, therefore the things that got sucked up accidentally, therefore all the people all the stuff belonged to, and if I own people, then obviously I'm the ruler of the world :)
I really can't be arsed this week, I just want to go home with a nice cuppa, a stack of DVDs and too much chocolate and just sit there and do absolutely nowt. THAT is my idea of the Good Life.
Its going to be pitch black by the time I get home... and I really want to do an Orange Wednesday.. well, not literally do and orange wednesday because not only is that not possible, but even if it was, it'd be completely, utterly and totally wrong.
Look at this:
I might be small but I have a big heart and an even BIGGER head.
Tis my quote that will one day become famous as I become the ruler of the world. Just so you know, when I become ruler of the world, I'll make it so that everyone has a computer, and the internet, and BT becomes bankrupt, and I become very tall.
My head is aching. Like a hole in the head. Ew, thats nasty. Did you know that an ancient civilisation [possibly the Mayans or the Aztecs] would cure headaches by drilling a hole in the victim's head? Yuuuuuurrk. Imagine being able to SEE through people's heads? Well, the people would probably be dead actually, but if you pretend they survived.
Blah, Imma go in a few minutes, I feel bloody sick.
JESUS LOVES YOU xXx
2 comments:
xD you aren't even short :D
anyhoooooo, I feel angry, so darn angry :/ *pokes post*
calm me por favour?
I am compared to you, you tall person you o_o
I calmeded you by insulting the udder cow ._.
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