"I cant even consider Michael Jackson's record a comeback record; I dont think he's ever left" - Will.i.am

This life don't last forever,
So tell me what we're waitin' for.
We're better off being together,
Than being miserable alone.

Omaghoosh, I love it! Kill me now! *runs around in circles screaming*

...makes me wanna SCREAM!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPP!!! *ditherspaz* Omigosh, all day, all I've been getting is MJ! For example, at LEAST two of the songs they used as background music on X Factor today was Michael songs :D ['Don't Stop' and 'Scream'] And on top of that, I heard Akon ft. Michael's song 'Hold My Hand' ZOMG Michael sings better than everyone in the world put together - and this is probably just a demo since it hasn't actually been released yet :O Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyum!

Therefore I have a few things to say:

1. Michael Jackson is the King of Pop
2. Michael Jackson has always been the King of Pop
3. Michael Jackson will always be the King of Pop

Geddit? Muhahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa :D

Happy Birthday Michael

This is the third birthday I've known about, and since it's his 50th I thought I should do something a bit special. I didn't of course, I spent most of the day asleep/enrolling at college/playing computer games/being in Sainsbury's.

Anyway, whatever he does, I hope he has a great birthday, and he knows that I'm 16 muhahahaha! Ahem just kidding o_o

So yes indeed...

Happy Birthday Michael!

To Whom It May Concern,

It sounds like such a good song title xD I haven't heard it but I heard the start of one of her other songs, and it sounded utterly awful o_o'

Okay, I've got it on now.

She sucks. she really does. She has a very pretty face, but she's a terrible singer. Okay sure, she probably sings much better than I do - no, she definately does. But if I had a choice, I wouldn't listen to her. Not that I don't have a choice, I just want to see for myself if she's any good.

She sounds like her dad actually. I can't stand him, no wonder I don't like her xD

Why is it not possible to have "private" posts?

I know it sounds stupid [like the rest of the stuff on here] but why isn't there an option of who can view what? I mean, I basically use my blog as my diary now. Oh well.

Moved on Sunday, this house is tiny. One of the removal men was hhhaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwtttttttt. Monday I went to town with Ali, it was a waste of my time. Tuesday we came back to Stafford to clean up the house, I saw Abi [currently my saviour]. Today I started hating Ali's guts [no surprises there] and rollerbladed around the patio in circles for almost an hour, then had a go at the cross stitch kit Emma got for my birthday. I also plucked my eyebrows.

I would'a written more if this was a "private" post.

Some people just need to be slapped.

The cheek of some people. "Someone's" mum just rang me to tell me her kid's results. She said he got 10 A*s when he said himself that he got 9. The same stupid bitch also told me once that he doesn't study at all, when he told me himself that he studied 4 hours a night. and on top of that, she actually PITIED me, she asked me before results day whether I was expecting lots of A*s and I said 'hopefully' and she goes 'At least you tried your best' FUCK YOU! stupid bitch, I don't know what she wants from me but she is NOT going to get it. Bloody cow put me in a really bad mood ¬_¬

Yay, resultssss =)

I got 2 A*s, 7 As and a B ^_^

I was literally about 5 marks off and A* in english, English Lit and ICT and 2 marks off an A in French which is REALLY ANNOYING but hey, thats what happens lol.

We don't need no Education

We don't need no thought contorl...

I wish that was true, but if you think about it, we DO need education.

Imagine a world without it:

There'd be no doctors, no lawyers, no accountants... and thats only the beginning.

If we had no education, we'd know nothing about technology, or communication, or even how to count out if we have enough money to buy a bar of chocolate.

We'd have no money, so we wouldn't be able to buy your essentials - food, clothes, shelter. Sure, you could make them, but how will you learn how to sew? How will you know how to lay bricks so your house doesn't fall down?

So it seems to me that we do need education.

At least a good few people who have one.

If you don't learn, you're worthless to me.

Reasons why I'm currently shizzing myself.

1. Exam results come out in 5 days
2. Moving to Solihull in 6 days
3. College interview in 13 days
4. College starts in 23 days
5. I don't know anyone in Solihull
6. All of the reasons above multiplied by infinity
Is anyone else worried as hell about the exam results? I know I am. I know it sounds awful, but I really don't want to get any Bs. One I'd be okay with, but any more and I'd be disappointed. I wish so bad that things didn't start going wrong after Easter, my predicted grades aren't going to happen. My predicted grades were:

• Maths A*
• Science A*
• RE A*
• Business Studies A
• Textiles A
• ICT A
• French A
• English A/B
• English Lit A/B

What I think I'll get:

• Maths A*
• Science A*
• RE A*
• Business Studies A
• French A
• Textiles B
• ICT B
• English B
• English Lit C

I know it's not THAT bad, in fact it's pretty good - 16 out of a possible 27 points if I do how I think I've done - plus the 2 from the other science GCSE, but you know when you set yourself goals and you're determined to get them? Its like that, except they're not goals, they're like personal targets... 'something you want so, so bad', as Sherman Klump once said. My predicted grades are the things I want 'so, so bad'. Besides, I don't want to go to a trashy university. Southampton is where I'd like to go, and the required grades at GCSE aren't that difficult to reach [seven Bs for medicine] but it's unlikely that I'll go there because I live quite far and I won't get to see my family much, so Birmingham university would be much better. The thing is though, Birmingham is... Birmingham. No offence, but all I've seen there is trashy people. There's a very fine line between outgoing and trashy. Southampton is only a little better, but I know Southampton. I have a house there [well, it's not mine but my parents said they'd rent it to me cheaper - and my friends if any friends need a place] and I have tonnes of great friends [Hi Farzaneh!] plus I know my way round, it's not going to be difficult looking for the shops or a library or the cinema. Birmingham on the other hand... I don't think it even has a library. 60% of the people there aren't even literate, I swear. I read some of the stuff they scribble onto the bus stops; 'I want to hav Darline's babyes' that is NOT how you spell babies. Besides, guys cant have babies. Unless it was a girl who said it, but lesbians can't have babies together either xD Duuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhh.

I think I'll write a pros and cons list of Birminham and Southampton later. Nighty nightypoo my dear loves xXx

Just for the hell of it...

I had a great birthday, thanks guys :D Especially my laptop which I'm going to treasure until I can afford an Apple Macbook *drools* xD But seriously, thankyou :D And PLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEASE do come over and visit when I move to Solihull, I'll pick you up from the train station and everything :D And I'll piggyback you all the way there if you get too tired to walk :D It isn't that far anyway so I won't have to do that o_o

Guess what. I have another thing that I want: poker chips and playing cards. I really want to play poker! I've been watching Desperate Housewives too much xD And Alice mentioned it when we were playing Monopoly and I was like DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!!!!! I have such a sad, sad life. *sigh* xD

Neopets is the bestestest :D <3

I'm going to bed now, Ali wants me to get up at 5:00am with him so we can watch Everybody hates Chris o_o Anyhoo, nightynight xXx

Can I have a chicken in a bun and a spicy coke please?

My computer broke eight days ago.

I'm on a laptop now :D ZOMG can you believe it? I never thought I'd see the day xD

Right, well, I don't think anyone ever reads this. Mind you, I don't think anyone really knows it exists, except the 2 or 3 people out of about 14 who bother to check their emails.

I saw Batman on Wednesday [last week] it was BLOODY AWESOME!!! And I love motorbikes and Batman's gadgets are simply woah :D Batman's voice was really growly and Rachel looks as though she's had a botched nose job [botched because it's so damn obvious that she's had one] and Harvey's face at the end ew ew ew ew ew ew ew cursed *shudders*

I also bought those uberly purdie pens which are awesome cos they write really brightly :D

And I went for a big long walk again in flipflops, I must add, but of course I didn't start this blog when I started going on hiking trips xD 6 hours with only a few 10 minute breaks, sat on the grass. Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavly.

Anyhoo my wrists are killing me and I have to tidy up for tomorrow and then I gotta gotta must install Mavis Beacon's Typing Lesson because it's so GD cool but my last computer wouldn't let me use it but this one's just so awesome that it has to let me or else.

Much love xXx